There are no rules in this clubhouse.
All the boys think she’s a spy
Late night bike rides teach so much.
—I wish Gucci was here.
I take a special pleasure in deleting people from my Facebook feed.
Meanwhile in Berlin Gucci Rabbi is using me to make his German mistress jealous.
—Late-night calls on the land line don’t mind if I do.
It’s impossible to successfully search for a good hat. It will simply come to you at the proper time.
—The Pirate told me this. I’ve known it to be true.
I’d like to wear this.
Had quite a night with the Wizard: Scotch Eggs, Golden State, Le Baron. He’s in a good place.
—Thanks to no drinking or drugs and frequent calls with David Palmer, astrologer extraordinaire. Except last night Palmer blew him off on account of “passing out.”